Thursday, July 7, 2011

Asshole executive hiring professional whore with no baggage

Personal Assistant Needed (Downtown)

Busy media executive is seeking a superstar personal assistant with no baggage, but likes to travel. An attractive female is preferred, whose personality can make a good impression with corporate executives. MUST have superior skills with a PC and Mac, understands the power of social networking, honesty and can take responsibility for their own actions. Above average salary commensurate with experience! Please send a recent photo along with a resume, so we can put a face with a name. Contact via email only:

i should apply, no?

and yeah, that's the real e-mail...  i leave the rest to you.

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