why are all the available jobs in shitty bottom feeder industries?

seriously, job postings read like a fucking who's who of the most disreputable industries and organizations America has ever spawned:

check cashers / pay day loaners
pharma sales
private colleges
gentleman's clubs
"home warranty of America" (cause that sounds like it's not taking advantage of anyone)

or this, which is possibly the saddest fucking thing i've ever seen:

We are looking for an ambitious and experienced eBay seller to start an eBay store for Value Pawn.  Hours and pay will be discussed during interview.  Spelling is very important in the use of communicating with customers.

we are all broke and doomed.

Vlad the Red