Wednesday, February 16, 2011

today's inexplicable job posting

The job title is:

Do You Believe in Eduction?


and - after the customary typo in the second sentence (POSITVE ATTITUDE) - this one has all the usual "customer focused, results-driven, committed to delivering the highest level of customer service while exceeding goals" blather, but then this mystery:


INTERVIEW GUIDELINES
Please allow 2 to 3 hours for the interview.
Wear business attire. Khakis, full length slacks or business skirts.
NO Excessive jewelry. NO visible tattoos or piercings.
Bring two IDs.
Please bring a copy of your resume.
Business etiquette required.
CANDIDATES WHO ARE NOT DRESSED APPROPRIATELY WILL NOT BE INTERVIEWED.
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see, this is for a telemarketing firm that sells fucking cable subscriptions. the fuck are you going to talk to a prospective telemarketing job candidate about for three hours? and that excessive jewelry? those tats??? who's going to see that? and this education that we might or might not believe in? how is that fucking involved with selling cable fucking subscriptions??


oh and yeah. $8.50-11 per hour.

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