Tuesday, March 29, 2011

company uses acronyms irresponsibly, thinks maybe it is the fucking pentagon.

i don't even really need to comment do i?

Business Development Associate (Chicago)
'CompanyIMadeUpHere' is seeking a Business Development Associate (BDA) for our Sales team. This position will work closely with the Managing Director (MD) of Mergers & Acquisitions (M&A) and the Business Development Managers (BDM) to help build and cultivate relationships with potential Merger & Acquisitions (M&A) and Consulting Clients.

The responsibilities of the individual in this position include:
• Work directly with the MD of M&A in identifying potential sell-side targets for our various buy-side Clients.
• Partner with the Business Development Manager (BDM) to maximize market penetration and increase Clients.
• Develop and maintain new and existing relationships with Clients via telephone.

i think what i like most in all of this jargon-y fabulous-ness is how 'Clients' is capitalized.  like for some reason capitalizing will confer the requisite fairy dust and make Client happy - and spendy.

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