Date: 2011-02-25, 11:48PM CST
Reply to: email@example.com
Water cooler supervisor few hours/week. For only few hours weekly we are offering a one time opportunity.
whoah whoa whoa, wtf????
ok, let's try and parse this fucking thing, shall we?
- why do water coolers require supervision?
- why do water coolers require supervision only a few hours every week?
- if (as the legend has it) employees assemble around water coolers, who is supervising whom?
- if employees do indeed congregate, why can't they do the water cooler supervising?
- are you offering this opportunity for only a few hours?
- are you offering an opportunity that only requires a few hours?
- how can you be offering a 'one time only opportunity' every week?
this is just so complicated we think we will pass on the job offer. also, it's fucking water cooler supervision...