Today is the day for the hiring of whores apparently

Marketing Assistant for the Admiral Theatre
We are looking for a marketing assistant. Job is to take care of social networking and industry contacts as well as help with special events.

We are a Gentlemen's Club...so it is important that you are comfortable working in this sort of environment. Job requires you to work Thursday-Sat 8p-4a. Your weekends are gone as we basically need you to be on site when we are busiest to extract information from our customer base. The hours and pay are non-negotiable. You do make a few tips from the parties that you put together but nothing huge. This job is perfect for any college students looking to learn about marketing and nightclub marketing in a fun, real world environment.  Compensation: $9 an hour.

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it should be noted that this is the club that placed a HUGE billboard on Lincoln and Addison with the charming tagline: 'why see only half?'

so to recap:  sleaze club, no weekends, no tips, no negotiations and it would be best if you were still in college.

oh yeah, pay is fucking $9 an hour (obv.).

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UPDATE (11/29):  HAHAHAHAHAHA they're still looking!!!